BaO™ -Love to be Loved

发现自己已经很久没更新了，也没什么想法可以和大家分享。以后准备把看过的电影或电视剧里的经典台词整理一下，算是更新下博客吧。下面是昨天看的出自电影《All About Steve》的算是经典的台词吧~

 New York Times crosswords editor, Will Shorts says "We have a natural compulsion to fill empty spaces." I like to think he means not just crosswords but the empty spaces inside of us that come from making your way in a world that doesn't always embrace unique. I try to fill my empty spaces with words and puzzles and Steve. But that wasn't the answer. Now I know. On the journey of life just find someone as normal as you if not a whole bunch.

Oh. And here's a little bit of fresh Marry Horowitz wisdom: if you love someone, set him free. If you have to stalk him, he probably wasn't yours in the first place.

 小小发篇日志，聊表一下22岁时的心情，顺便秀一下新学的西班牙语。

 Hoy es mi cumpleaños. Tengo 22 años ahora.

 算了，憋了半天憋出这么两句话，还是先把Español学好了再来吧~ 

  It's to tell you how much you move me.How you changed me.You made me a man by loving me, Holly...and for that I am eternally grateful.Literally.If you can promise me anything,promise me that whenever you're sad,or unsure,or you lose complete faith,that you'll try and see yourself through my eyes.Thank you for the honor of being my wife.I'm a man with no regrets.How lucky am I? You made my life,Holly,but I am just one chapter in yours.There will be more,I promise.So here it comes, the big one.Don't be afraid to fall in love again.Watch out for that signal when life as you know it ends.
P.S. I will always love you.

  Dear Gerry,you said you wanted me to fall in love again,and maybe one day I will,but there are all kinds of love out there.This is my one and only life,and it's a great and terrible and short and endless thing,and none of us come out of it alive.I don't have a plan except that it is time my mum laughed again.She's never seen the world.She's never seen Ireland.So I am taking her back to where we started.Maybe now she will understand...I don't know how you did it,but you brought me back from the dead.I'll write to you again soon.
P.S. guess what...  

《施氏食狮史》是一篇由赵元任所写的设限文章。全文共九十一字（连标题九十六字），每字的普通话发音都是shi。原文：                   

《施氏食狮史》

　　石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时，适十狮适市。是时，适施氏适市。氏视是十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸，适石室。石室湿，氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，氏始试食是十狮。食时，始识是十狮，实十石狮尸。试释是事。
　　
    只用一个发音来叙述一件事，除了中文，怕是再无其他语言能做到了。背景话说50年代初期，有人提议汉字全部拼音，以解除小学生识数千汉字的痛苦。语言学大师赵元任老先生大不以为然，戏写一文施氏食狮史。全文共92字，每字的普通話发音都是shi。這篇文言作品在阅读时并没有问题，但当用拼音朗读本作品時，问题便出现了，这是古文同音字多的缘故。趙元任希望通过篇文字，引证中文拉丁化所带来的荒谬。
    据称，本文为汉语中最难读的一篇，如要尝试，请先备清水一杯、小棍一把，以免舌齿受伤。
    做为中国人，难道不感到自豪吗，同意的帮顶下，谢谢。                 

《遗镒疑医》

伊姨殪，遗亿镒。伊诣邑，意医姨疫，一医医伊姨。翌，亿镒遗，疑医，以议医。医以伊疑，缢，以移伊疑。伊倚椅以忆，忆以亿镒遗，以议伊医，亦缢。噫！亦异矣！

曾任都柏林天文台副台长的华人天文学家江涛，也用发音为“yi”的同音字写了一则71字的故事——《易姨医胰》，该文与《遗镒疑医》堪称双绝：
易姨悒悒，依议诣夷医。医疑胰疫，遗意易姨倚椅，以异仪移姨胰，弋异蚁一亿，胰液溢，蚁殪，胰以医。易胰怡怡，贻医一夷衣。医衣夷衣，怡怡奕奕。噫！以蚁医胰，异矣！以夷衣贻夷医亦宜矣！

大意是：易阿姨闷闷不乐，大家叫她去看洋人医生。医生怀疑她胰脏有毛病，叫她靠在椅子上，用特殊的仪器移动他的胰脏，并设法取来一亿只特殊的蚂蚁配合治疗。结果胰脏的液汁流出来，蚂蚁死去，胰病得到医治。易阿姨非常高兴，送给医生一套洋装。医生穿上洋装，十分高兴，非常精神。啊！用蚂蚁来医治胰脏的疾病，多么奇特呵！把洋装送给洋医生，又多么适宜啊！               

《于瑜与余欲渔遇雨》
                                  作者：杨富森

于瑜欲渔，遇余于寓。语余：“余欲渔于渝淤，与余渔渝欤？”余语与瑜：“余欲鬻玉，俞禹欲玉，余欲遇俞于俞寓。”余与于瑜遇俞禹于俞寓，逾俞隅，欲鬻玉于俞，遇雨，雨逾俞宇。余语于瑜：“余欲渔于渝淤，遇雨俞寓，雨逾俞宇，欲渔欤？鬻玉欤？”于瑜与余御雨于俞寓，俞鬻玉于余禹，雨愈，余与于瑜踽踽逾俞宇，渔于渝淤。

神奇搞笑的中文字：

熊对能说：穷成这样啦，四个熊掌全卖了；
兵对丘说：兄弟，踩上地雷了吧，两腿咋都没了？
王对皇说：当皇上有什么好处，你看，头发都白了；
口对回说：亲爱的，都怀孕这么久了，也不说一声；
果对裸说：哥们儿，你穿上衣服还不如不穿！
比对北说：夫妻何必闹离婚呢？
巾对币说：戴上博士帽就身价百倍了；
臣对巨说：一样的面积，但我是三室两厅；
日对曰说：该减肥了。

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